Jake Break


the act in which a worker hides in an unpopulated area while on the clock. the main goal of which is to accomplish absolutely nothing beneficial to a company i.e. hiding in an office while working retail
hey, have you seen deantwaann lately?

no, man i haven’t seen him in about three hours. he’s probably jake breaking somewhere and playing with himself

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