Jake Goodman
a funny, quiet guy who gives good rides in bed and therefore is sometimes referred to as a cowboy. a guy who is fun to talk to in person but sometimes is boring to text. has yummy popsicles that are great to lick when it gets hot. also has a huge d-ck and brags about it all the time. is quiet but can be very c-cky at times
girl #1: “omigod, last night was so amazing”
girl #2: “girrrlll, how did it go??”
girl #1: “he gave such a good ride, what a jake goodman”
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