jake gyllenhaal
a term used to describe a h-m-s-xual and/or a chronic masturbator as demonstrated in brokeback mountain and jarhead.
1. chris rock : yo dave, i heard that eddie murphy left his wife for a guy in new edition.
dave chappelle : eddie murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
charlie murphy : . . . i thought those leather suits in delerious and raw were just a fad. turns out my brother’s a f-g.
boo foo’d; getting done in the -ss. jake gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie brokeback mountain.
dayamn! my buddy got jake gyllenhaal’d while he was in jail!
boo foo’d, getting done in the -ss. jake gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie brokeback mountain.
dayamn! my buddy got jake gyllenhaal’d while he was in jail!
the most gorgeous, incredible man on the planet. he is an american actor and starred in movies such as donnie darko and brokeback mountain.
when i grow up, i want a jake gyllenhaal type of guy
a man so beautiful, you could cry. seriously, like, look at his eyes. well actually don’t, you may have a s-xiness overload. he’s just too hot to handle. this man is a god, and if you don’t treat him as such there will be consequnces. i sh-t you not.
oh, so you think you’re going to date jake gyllenhaal? someone better hold me the f-ck back before i go to break this thot’s neck.
the s-xiest guy alive who was in donnie darko and the day after tomorrow. he is starring in brokeback mountain and jarhead. if any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
jake gyllenhaal is way s-xier than any other guy in the world!
the most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. he is amazing…and donnie darko was not over-rated. it is amazing.
“cellar door”
“tell me, how does one suck a f-ck”
“im voting for dukakis”
“what are feces?”
“have you ever seen a portal?”
“28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds.”
jake gyllenhaal is an -rg-sm for your eyes
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