jake legs
perminent paralysis of the legs cause by drinking a “healing tonic” or denatured alcohol in place of alcohol during prohibition
cops been busting all the moonshiners lately so i had to drink that stuff from the drug store and i ended up with jake legs.
1. a term to call someone who is an idiot.
2. a term to call someone who has messed something up.
3. a term to call someone who isn’t paying attention or who is dumb
also see dumb-ss.
1. you jake leg you tryed to steal a cop car?!
2. why in the h-ll did you break my cd?! you jake leg!
3. are you listening? h-llo? jake leg…
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