Jake Lewis
jake lewis is a top bloke and is very unique. all women crave a jake lewis as there is no one who can do the things that he can. some may refer to him as the ultimate baller or the swishaholic or even bin box because of his talents in basketball. he can also sink and ball into women’s boxes and does so very often. jake lewis is as much as a player in basketball as in scoring women. jake lewis is a great lover and has a m-ssive p-n-s that can reach up to 20 inches.
(nicola):jake lewis is such a baller
(stacey): he can ball me any day
i love jake lewis he is amazing
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