Jake PIP Extraordinaire
an individual with no real value or use. chewing with their mouth open and pick their nose (public or private) are common practices. one enjoys wearing jorts (jean shorts), a red helmet, and roller skates while cruising around central park. this mystical creature never cleans and is continuously flagellating. additionally, an argument thats consist of the idiotic dismissal tactic seems to be unavoidable with this person. this childish booger chasing individual always attempt to be the loudest one in the room by screaming “oh yea” on a daily basis. lastly, he is a misshapen in terms of the usual human body, as he bears a striking resemblance to a pear.
jake pip extraordinaire is that guy that is always drunk, loud, gross, awkward and think he is cut even though he resembles mr. potato head. in his defense he is an amazing botanist. we have never seen anyone keep flowers alive longer than him.
nick names: mikey manners, pip, frogger, sloth, booger, kermit, m&m, old jake, middle aged jake, gay jake, and dc
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