Jaken
jaken is probably the best looking person you will ever meet. you could describe him as really hot and attractive, over the top handsome, extremely s-xy and super sweet. he smells better than everything you’ve ever smelled and it is impossible not to fall in love with him. if he falls in love with you too you’re the happiest person in the world.
“do you know who that good looking guy over there is?”
“yes that’s jaken but i’m sorry he’s already taken.”
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the ultimate smartest person you’ll meet. the queen of grammar. someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.
“shake your head jaken”
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