jakeology
a religion & possible political party created by me, a 13 year old boy possibly related to hitler. which will clean up britain and dump our problems on america. the religion has a living god, me, which is more than all of the other religions x 1000000000. and you don’t have to pray.
here are some of the jakeology party policies:
mcdonalds will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to mcdonalds this law also applies to“ kfc, burger king & other imported fast food chains excluding taco bell”
the words “init” & “bruv” will be banned
all jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “biscakes” section in all supermarkets
police uniform shall be changed to a ninja outfit
marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the sh-tty chemicals in special joint areas
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