jakescakes


the bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. women are easily seduced by the -rg-smic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the master pastry chef himself, jacob shammas
1st hotty : i had the best s-x ever, after eating one of jakescakes’ desserts.
2nd hotty : man, that chocolate mousse from jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

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