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• fossildick

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• Fott

  german word for the lower back. common in the middle rhine region, especially in and around cologne. au, mir tut die fott vom radfahren weh! (ouch, my b-tt hurts from cycling) 2 more definitions “fresh off the t-rd”. a fart released when you really have to take a sh-t. particularly unpleasant as it’s been sitting […]

• credit card roulette

  a game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. the last card removed pays the entire bill. we played credit card roulette at breakfast and dj’s card was the last one picked. he had […]

• Alphy Dumpy

  an alphy dumpy is someone who’s face looks completely morphed or mutated. ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there? jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy

• creepeirdo

  a particularly creepy weirdo, or one who is both weird and creepy. that guy hanging around the schoolyard is a real creepeirdo.

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