jalapeno business


can be used as a faster way to say “all up in your business” but is not recommend in public. originated from the nosy pepper joke. however this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.
unfunny friend: what do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: …jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ……danggg

hipster guy: do you think stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

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