Jalapeno Popsicle
insert jalapeno into r-ct-m, penetrate r-ct-m, romantic explosion in r-ct-m, pull it out and let her suck it off.
the old lady was cooking mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. i decided to shove the jalapenos in her -ss, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. i said “how’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”
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