Jaleyca


that feeling you get when you have to take a m-ssive sh-t and cannot let it out for the life of you. if you are feeling this way or anything similar to this, call your local hospital and/or contact your personal doctor immediately for you may only have 7 days to live. in the worst case scenario, you may simply bleed out of your -sshole (or “b-tthole”) for at least a month or more. nonetheless, call your doctor and/or local hospital.
“bob call the ambulance quickly!! i’m having a jaleyca!!”

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