Jalix


the great beast, the raper of all that is sacred.
jalixtical genius faec
eldrad explodes due to jalixtical genius
“dude, you just got jalix’ed”
-freind is crying hopelessly-

-jalix kicks a penny-
-abbadon dies and angron takes over-

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