Jalopie


a sh-tty car
megan’s hardesty’s car is a major jalopie.
meaning to slap a female in the face with one’s p-n-s.
your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so i walked over and jalopied her in the face.
a group of crazy people.
watch out the jalopies are coming.
a nick name for a p-n-s.
d-mn, that n-gg- got a big jalopie!

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