jalufa
something to eat, specially if you don’t have to cook it or put it in the oven/microwave, it’s also something you can eat inmediately, such as a snack, but also it can be a meal that’s already made and you’re ready to eat it. also, if you scream it, it means you’re hungry
example 1
guy 1- dude, do you have some jalufa?
guy 2- oh, so you’re hungry? i got some waffles with chocolate syrup!! really yummy!!
guy 1: let’s go!! eating time!!
example 2
son: jalufa!!!
mother: don’t worry, son, lunch time is 5 minutes left….
example 3:
shopkeeper: h-llo, may i help you?
customer: sure, i was looking for some jalufa
shopkeeper: i got some just made bakery, do you want some?
customer: sure!!!
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