Jam and cheese
invented by xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, jam and cheese encomp-sses everything. it may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.
how are you today? – jam and cheese.
my cat has just died. – oh, jam and cheese
jam and cheese basic means everything, and is only defided by the way and inclination of the way it is said.
in response to being told someones cat has been run over “ahhhh, jam and cheese” this said in a comforting and quiet tone, will provide all the answer you need.
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