jam bandit
one who follows religiously, but does not partic-p-te in “jam sessions” performed by “jam bands.” these individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and birkenstock sandals. the vernacular of such individuals involves such words as “yeah” and “man.” those who are most immersed in “the scene” may have a deep and p-ssionate appreciation for crystals.
bystander #1: do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
bystander #2: yeah…a group of jam bandits just p-ssed us. they’ve apparently been following yonder mountain string band around the country for the last 3 years.
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