jamaican meditation


the act of smoking two joints in the morning, smoking two joints at night, smoking two joints in the afternoon to make one feel alright, smoking two joints in times of peace, and two in times of war, then smoking two joints before one smokes two joins, and then smoking two more.
sublime’s “smoke two joints” is the holy scripture detailing the practice of jamaican meditation among the rastafari monks

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