jamaican

1.pertaining to or of jamaica in origin.
2.person who is likely to have aunts or uncles younger than he is.
i am jamaican

wa gwan…
i am not a druggist, ganja dealer, or any variation of a drug dealer.
i dont live in a hut, under a palm tree, or on the beach.
and i dont know bob marley (r.i.p), sam the jerk man, or the fudgie man from kingston, although i’m sure they are irie people.

i have a don not a prime minister!
i speak english not jamaican!
and its pr-nouced man, not mon, man!

i proudly wear my flag on a reggae boyz shirt!
i believe in riots, not protests!
i eat pear, not avocado!
its called football, not soccer!
and i never take responsibility for my actions!

jamaica is the first nation of weed,
the largest english-speaking caribbean island,
and the birth-place of reggae!

my name is natty, and i am jamaican!

irie man, mi come from jamaica man
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people who are very nice, they have cool accents and dont always smoke weed or ganja. jamaicans are heavily stereotyped as people with accents who always say “rasta”, “mon”, “wha’kwan” and cant speak english. the most heavilly stereotyped aspect of the jamaican race is that that smoke/deal in weed or ganja. they usually dont and you are an dumb -sshole if you think so. jamaicans are also stereotyped for their accent and are used as drug dealers in movies and video games. we need to stop learning from that sh-t and face the real facts, i know many jamaicans and they are awesome.
bastiaan: hey dude, im jamaican!
paul: im british, oh sh-t man! dont try to slit my throat or sell me any ganja!
bastiaan: brethren, dont stereotype my you sh-t.
people who originate from jamaica.
they naturally dominate wherever they are.
they stand out in crowds.
they unconsciously maintain an aura that attracts the opposite s-x.
people with these characteristics are normally mistaken as jamaican.
girl 1: look at how that dude stands out!

girl 2: he’s definitely jamaican.
girl 3: he’s definately gonna get my digits.
guy: d-mn jamaicans! 🙁
jamaicans do a different kind of grinding then regular people. it is quite like b-tts-x with clothes on.
bob, dude he’s jamaican grinding her
jeff, it looks exacty like buts-x with clothes on!
bob, exactly
people who are never sacred, and will cut your throat if you look at them wrong. also, they make the best music ever. they are also known for having the best language ever patwa.
jamaican guy: a wah gwan rude boi.
white guy; pardon me sir.
jamaican guy; hahaha never mind boi u is jus a b-tty boi.
someone who holds down multiple jobs – usually three or more.
i work at the gas station, for comcast, and i bartend like a true jamaican.
phrase at the beginning of a sentence meaning “you are making,” or “did you make?” probably southern dialect.
jamaican me crazy with that boombox turned up to the tenth decibel.

jamaican ‘a’ in s-xology last semester?