jambo
swahili, used when greeting a person
“jambo”
“h-llo”
🙂
a person with one of many various disabilities. not very pleasant on the eyes or nose and almost always highly disillusioned about there state of affairs.
99% of washing line crime convictions in 2013 were held accountable to ‘jambo’s’ or the ‘sc-mbos’ as they have become better known. they mostly inhabit a derelict part of the city where most immigrants can afford to stay or even have a go at running the club.
famous jambo’s:
sir jimmy so-vile.
gary glitter business partner of craig thomson
rolf har-ss-ment
on his way home the jambo smiled and thought to himself- i wish i was a hibee
a cr-p football from edinburgh that cant pay their players on time. they are that cr-p that they are now in administration and have 15 points deducted from their forthcoming season. they also have a love affair with paedophiles playing for them, or managing them. they call themselves “the big team” cause they are fuds. they actually reek of sh-tness.
hey, i see the jambos got beat by st mirren
aye, that’s cause they are cr-p mate
jambo is boy scout slang for the national boy scout jamboree that have been held at fort a.p. hill in caroline county va for decades. it’s more or less a giant charlie foxtrot where diseases get p-ssed easily because of poor sanitation (not stds, stomach bugs and things like that). i know this because i went to one.
-newscout: i can’t wait to go to jambo!! it’s gonna be so much fun!!
-eaglescout: good luck getting over the stomach bug you’ll get on the second day there.
a r-t-rd who supports heart of midlothian footbal club
see : downsyndrome or windowlicker
a s-xy person
”hey did you just see that chick that walked by, man she was jambo”
man or person(s)of dubious heteros-xuality. someone who proffesses to be straight but is quite obviously a h-m-s-xual.
the most famous definition of a jambo would be the flambouyant elton john.
omg dd you see that john smith is getting married?
ohhh, i know. he’s such a jambo.
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