Jambon

the french word for ham
person 1: qu’est ce que tu veux?
person 2: j’ai voudrais le jambon avec le fromage.
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person 1: what do you want?
person2: i want ham and cheese…
to appropriate random objects or ideas and mash together in an ‘artistic’ manner.
person 1: “hey guys, i’ve got a chair.”
person 2: “cool, i’ve got a potato peeler.”
person 1: “amazing, let’s jambon.”
(after a brief period of ‘artistic’ action)
person 1: “wow, that potato peeler looks awesome on top of that chair.”
person 2: “i know, it’s such a jambon!”
person 1: “let’s jambon again some time.. next time lets use some expandable foam.”
limp, cowardly or particularly lame individual. a non-h-m-phobic subst-tute for “gay.”
he told the teacher i cheated on my homework to try impress her. what a jambon.

he is such a jambon.
man who likes ham and will do anything to fill his face with it- typically seen lurking around pig farms and supermarket back alleys looking for any scr-ps.
did you see marshall last night- he was so busy being a jambon that he didn’t notice all loose women trying play with his earthworm.
fat girl in a miniskirt and no tights! (legs)
look at the jambons on that
pr-nonuced jam-bon
expresion of enjoyment or aggrement.
1:how did you like the film.
2:it was jambon
word with many meanings such as h-llo, good bye, yes or no (depends on tone)
me:jambon
you: oh not much

or

me: you go to the detah from above concert??
you: jambon
me thats cool