jambush
when you are playing music at an open mic night and a complete stranger jumps on stage and starts playing with you without asking.
highly annoying, especially if said stranger isn’t nearly as good as they think they are.
a portmanteau word from “jam” and “ambush.” past tense “jambushed.”
roommate: yo, how was open mic tonight?
bleeding-heart songwriter: lame. got jambushed by this drunk harmonica player. just leaped up without saying anything and started doing terrible, terrible things to my song.
roommate: sucks, dude.
when someone walks into a room full of jewish people and doesn’t fit.
“dont go in there cathy, its a jambush.”.
“thanks dave, i owe you one”
when you got to a concert expecting a certain type of music and end up watching a jam band.
dude, we went to go see system of a down and the opening band sounded like phish. we got jambushed.
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