James Bond
the ultimate gentleman spy. agent 007. the “00” indicates that he has a license to kill (therefore, there are another 8 dudes that can do that). women want him and men want to be him. signature drink: vodka martini, (shaken, not stirred.)
signature gun: of course, a walter ppk.
as long as the queen of england rule the empire, he will be at her secret service.
in lingo terms: a bad-white–ss-m-f-.
it is known that sean connery is the best bond ever.
who will save the buckingham palace, the jewels of the crown, the big ben and the whole world from a evil megalomaniac villain, while he has some unfinished bussiness to attend with some gorgeus women?
bond… james bond
james bond (pierce brosnan)
a guy who sleeps w/ lots of women and is real smooth
bond is the man
a guy who sleeps with at least 5 girls in one movie
-gets more p-ssy than you or i.
james bond is the ultimate pimp. (for a british guy)
fictional secret agent of great britain’s sis (also called mi6). 007. in the ian flemming novels, bond first had a .25 calibre (!) beretta as a gun, but m and maj. boothroyd made him switch it for the walther ppk when he was nearly killed in action because the beretta jammed. in the movies bond uses the ppk exclusivly until he switches to another walther, the p99 — however, the scene where his beretta is replaced by the ppk is preserved in the movie dr. no. to date, 5 actors have played james bond in film: sean connery, george lazenby, roger moore, timothy dalton (who portrayed a bond closest to flemming’s original literary character), and pierce brosnan. the 6th to play bond will be daniel craig. craig will be the second englishman to play bond (the first was roger moore).
“the name’s bond. james bond.”
“medium-dry vodka martini. shaken, not stirred.”
“i never miss.”
“oh, grow up, 007!”
“i don’t know any doctor jokes.”
a person any man could be jealous of
all the women he gets
complicated and unnecessary, but cool as in,
“your car has a motorized pool cue caddy? that’s some james bond sh-t!”
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