James Bonded


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while commencing the act of james bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman’s v-g-n-, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
man last night i james bonded while we were james bonding my girlfriend during s-x and she puked all over me!

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