James Bonding
top definition
the act of trying to recreate the s-xual scenes seen in james bond films.
james bonding: intentionally rolling around and/or off the bed during s-x instead of it happening organically.
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the act of picking up a girl by just saying your name
where is max?
oh he’s over there james bonding that girl
3
(verb)-the act of being a ninja; to be stealthy; sneaking about, preferably in tight dark clothing
james bonding in/out of your own home and taking/going to get food without anyone seeing you.
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the act of a father sharing his favorite james bond movies with his son(s).
mick: “any big plans for fathers day this weekend?”
phil: “nah, just gonna do some james bonding with my oldest, he’s never seen ‘view to a kill.”
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it’s another word for silent but deadly farts. these are just done with such discression, that n-body takes credit, and/or even goes as far as to recognizes the fart. very smooth.
dude, i farted last night at the game. james bonding that sh-t! n-body moved, but eveybody smelled it!
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