a douchebag mall ninja who sells ‘tactical’ training courses to wannabe operators, he is probably gecko45 himself and embellished much of his experience as a small town reserve sheriff deputy and his contractor experience in iraq in a time when they were desperate for fodder, yeager as the tactical master that he is ran straight to the ditch while his teammates were in the killzone taking fire, his inaction resulted in the death of 3 of his teammates.
as much as a total douchebag as he is, he still attracts thousands of groupies and has over 200k subs on his youtube page (90% probably laughing at his -ss).
man you went full james yeager! you didn’t need to bring all that mall ninja gear to go plinking cans with a .22!
- greasers' palace
a hangout for white trash to gather and party. billies ‘ tavern is a regular greasers’ palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.
when someone suspects that events will go sour in the near future and threatening to quit if they do “if i drop this box because of you, i quit” “bro, why are you being so saltspicious?”
- flog the dog
feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet p-rn in your parent’s bas-m-nt. ever since brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.
- thirst bag mcgee
1. a man who constantly every word everything out of his mouth is about getting a woman to have s-x everything revolves around a constant stream of women he thirss for the touch the feel of a woman. 2. one has multiple accounts on different dating sites. thirst bag mcgee has four woman on lock […]
- blackout sloth
when you’re so drunk and super slow “let’s get blackout sloth tonight”