Jamjobs
-noun
the outer, front part of the thorax, or the front part of the body from the neck to the abdomen; chest: referring to a woman’s br–sts, under the precondition that they are large….and awesome.
look at the jamjobs on that hose-hound.
i went from six to midnight when i saw those jamjobs.
i heard he went motor-boatin’ on those jamjobs.
3 more definitions
1) a person or situation that is annoying or frustrating, like a moronic boss, a traffic jam, or a crowded bar. 2) in particular, a person you are dating who you go out with a few times to p-ss the time, but because they have certain frustrating tendencies you have no intention of seeing them long-term.
1) upon entering crowded club: “we should get out of here. this is a jamjob.” or 2) m.r.: “so how was that guy you went out with last night? you going to see him again?” t.b: “nah, he lives with his parents and he’s a total jamjob.”
like a bl-w j-b or hand job except it involves jam. just dip the p-n-s into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. a hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.
“i gave my first jam job last night, i used strawberry”
when a man in a p-rno movie has to screw a woman quickly, without talking to her, or being pleasant to her
give that blonde a -n-l jamjob,the other actor went soft
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