jammered


(verb.) when one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.
“last night, the boys and i smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; we literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and i felt so sick.”
jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and p-ss in your pants.
tryce got so jammered at breaton’s that he hooked up with a mailbox.
an extremely intoxicated state.

the state of intoxication just before p-ssing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

this term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with hammered
i was f-cking jammered last night

i was so jammered i slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.
1) being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of jamba juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients
–did you see eric last night? he had a twenty dollar jamba juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat gr-ss and strawberries wild drinks.
a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz
i was jammered lasnite!

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