Jamming Out
to take a complimentary grape jelly packet and use it as lube.
at breakfast last week thomas stuffed his pockets full of the complimentary grape jelly packets knowing he was out at home, and his lover kimberly had spent the whole morning in antic-p-tion of some p-ssionate jamming out time.
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