jamster


really stupid commercials that appear about 3000 times a day on mtv alone and there is nothing we can do about ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
larry: hey dude listen to my jamster ring t-
bob: (fires magnum at larry)
r-t-rded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and very unfunny songs and sounds. people who have ordered ringtones from jamster can be found on the short bus or working in wal-mart.
“ansar dee fone yawanna ansar dee fone!”

“where muh baby daddy at? where he be?”
a ringtone company that is responsible for producing the most unbearably irritating commercials to have ever plagued television. most hideously annoying of all is that sodding “frog” (which resembles a swollen tumour given eyes, a helmet, and tiny genetalia with a “censored” tag cr-pped across it), whose high-pitched squealing, ridiculously annoying animations and general nature, all proves that jamster is making their profits from a deliberate attempt to drive people insane. so far, for many audiences, it’s working.

aside from that sodding amphibian that’s become jamster’s most infamously irritating mascot, jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are cr-ss, cr-ppy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company’s desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the tv network’s already over-bloated advertising market… need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
watcher #1: “oh sh-ts, not that f-cking jamster commercial! sh-t, where’s the f-cking remote?!”
crazy frog: -mimics a dj whilst squeaking in pitched tones-
watcher #1: “ah, sh-t! i can’t find it! quick, do something!”
watcher #2: “aaaarrggggh!!” -hurls a baseball bat into the tv-screen-
watcher #1: “that’s the third f-cking television jamster’s caused me to break. f-ck, i need to start keeping track of where the remote’s kept.”
yep, they got the evil f-cker jamster in the uk as well. i wanna see that frog be brutally tortured. they need to be stopped at all costs…whos with me?
pull out troops in iraq and set them to -ssault jamster hq.
provider of ringtones the proves that man has taken many a step downward in the evolutionary cycle
please, no more jamster commercials!
most r-t-rded commercials ever in the history of television.
the annoying -ss frog shall forever haunt me in my dreams.
you can sum up jamster is aprox. 1 word. here ya go

‘bullsh-t.’
“i got a new jamster ringtone”
“you die now.”

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