Janaka


a dangerous looking sri-lankan geezer who basically invented excel and is secretly bill gates’ lovechild. he loves skype, not having burritos, watching sri-lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. also known as the one and only j-dog.
“you aren’t the coolest sri-lankan geezer in the world, that’s janaka!”

“i wish i was as cool as janaka”

bill gates: “have you met my secret lovechild janaka?”

“janaka is the original j-dog”
a fat -ss from srilanka, believes in lifting heavy, yet looks like a bear.
calls him j- dog and is scared of cats.
allen- hey , have you seen my bear
troy – you mean janaka,
allen- ewe, he wish!

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