Jandro


“jandro” is a shorter way saying the name alejandro. makes it nice and easy for those people that cant pr-nouce sh-t.
uhh your name is too long, ima just call you jandro.
a highly illegal substance that has the same consistancy as cat sh-t but when smoked gets you higher than b-lls. tastes somewhat like asian food and causes you to have the feeling of walking sideways down a set of stairs. if you smoke this you will live 4 years longer.
my friend nick smoked some jandro and he ran around my apartment naked and crying.

“hey dude are you smokin on dat jandro?”
-everyone

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