Janesville


a town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as sh-t then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. they have also recently gained c-ckiness since the green bay packers have recently been in the super bowl.
–actual conversation happening at craig high school–
tim (wisconsinite): hey
jocie (wisconsinite): hi….
tim (wisconsinite): would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
jocie (wisconsinite): are you kidding me? i am so out of your league!
amanda (floridian): b-tch, you’re from janesville,you’re all in the same league.
a lame -ss town in southern wisconsin that n-body has ever heard of. if you have, then you probably need to get a life. oooo piece uh candy!
a: hey did you know that loser named nick currently resides in janesville?

b: hahaha, yeah i heard. what a tard.
a very small town in southern minnesota, that not many people live at or have heard of.
let’s go to janesville.
janesville is so lame!!!

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