Jangleweb


n. a vicious, drunken headlock, given to an unsuspecting fellow partier
“don’t get caught in the tangleweb! the jangleweb!”
noun. a contraption made of pvc piping created for its suction power, with the purpose of drinking alcoholic beverages at lightning fast speeds.
“dude, bro, i was like drinkin’ from this enormous piece of pipe.”
“oh, bro, you were probably drillin’ jangleweb.”

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