Janise


janise is an sweet and kind female, she is hilarious and if you touch her right she might touch you right back!
you see her over there? she such a janise
2 more definitions
a farty amazing umbrella that saves you from the rain and always help you when you need it 🙂
my janise saved me from the storm today.
a janise is a tall fart in a j-panese restaurant.
oh my gosh, while we were at hanashima`s, she let out a janise.

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