Janis’s Law
a combination of both murphy’s law and megan’s law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a s-xual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.
not once taking janis’s law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.
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