jankety


when something is made cheaply without quality or is so old or obsolete that is is cr-p.
i need a new car, but i don’t want to buy that jankety peice of sh-t!

you got the free phone??!! why would you want that jankety thing??
adj. (jank-i-tee)
to be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. is used interchangeably with “ghetto.”
look at his jankety -ss shoes; you can see his toes hanging out.
a relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the b-st-rd child that none of the jank family will claim.
the inside roof of alex’s g-ride bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.
ugly, disgusting, stupid, something you dislike, etc.
wow, that hobo is really jankety.
adj. something of a jank nature

syn. ratchet, jank
that is one jankety hat you got there.
adj: when something is sh-tty and doesn’t work.

verb: to be sh-tty and not work, a person, object or anything.
—–or—–
irrelevant chuck norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: p-ssy-attic-mouse-kitty-f-ck-job-tooth-ache. mary popins, bad cars, bad movies
person 1: man, this toothbrush does not work! i put it on vibrate, but it still won’t give me the satisfaction of a d-ld-!
person 2: well, f-ck, i’d say that’s a jankety piece of sh-t.

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