Janneke


a beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. she will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. a janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
“i really wish i could find a girl like janneke”
“she has a boyfriend, of couse”
“…dammit.”
janneke, is a crazy funny beautyful girl i love her she is family and i think my best friend. she knows everything about me, and i know everything about here. this one is for you janneke. if you ever feel down than read this and you will instantly smile i love you <3 guy:hey you saw that beautiful girl over there? guys friend:yes that's janneke she is pretty awesome. a yucky thing that gets stuck to the roof of your mouth that peanut b-tter used to be good, but now it's just a janneke.

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