Jantzen
a girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. she’s strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. the coolest and most unique person ever. getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. she’s adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it’s supposed to be.
i didn’t feel like life was all that great, then i got to know jantzen.
the action of avoiding questions and situations not well known to the person involved. may also be used as an adjective to describe someone avoiding situations. the word originates from the name of a biology teacher who did not know what he was teaching so he used powerpoints from www.biologyjunction.com to teach the cl-ss and himself. whenever confronted with a question he would give the response “just do your best”
1. he totally just “jantzened” out of answering that question.
2. that’s so “jantzen”
jantzen is a word that has dual meanings.
1. to userp an undeserved posistion without any qualifications and or through nepotism or s-xual favors.
2. to -ssualt without proper cause a fellow employee at your place of work or employement.
1. that guy “jantzened” his way into that job because he’s sleeping with his boss.
2. i hate that dude because he’s smarter and better looking than me. i think im going to go “jantzen” him with my fist upside his head.
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