january 12
the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas… and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you’re a ninja, or have read this, you now know.
christine- “hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?”
kayla- “well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled j-panese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills… ninja parade”
christine- “well then i’m left plan-less”
kayla- “well i’m sure not!”
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