January 21st


eff the exes day!
a day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they’ll realize someday you are pretty much the bee’s knees. a good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a drunken hate text!
joe: hey john! heard you got pretty messed up last night!

josh: yeah, i was celebrating national eff the exes day.

joe: there’s a holiday called that?

josh: yeah every january 21st!

joe: cool! what did you do?

john: well, i went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a cleveland steamer on the cheer captain’s chest!

joe: heyoooh!!! good riddance to that wh-r-!

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