January Joiner
someone who joins the gym in january as part of a new year’s resolution and by february is back to being a couch potato.
i can’t get a treadmill until february because the january joiners are all using them.
people who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. also known as chub club. by mid-january they are nowhere to be found.
gym rat to gym rat: gosh i hate it right after new year’s when all the january joiners come in and take up all the machines!
later in february: thank g-d the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours
a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.
jake: hey bill want to go work out today?
bill: no man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.
someone who hogs the whole gym in january, but then breaking thier resolution by mid-febuary
january joiner, in early january: i have to get to the gym pr-nto!!! no time to waste, the treadmill is calling!!!
january joiner, in mid-febuary: f-ck the gym, where’s the chips?
to show your support for the nfl teams that are going to the super bowl only after the championship games are completed. to show your support for the home team once they are off to super bowl.
seattle seahawks die-hard fan #1 “i can’t believe that all these fansplants could be anymore insulting by only being january joiners!!”
… fan #2 “for real!”
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