Januresolution


a resolution made for the new year, but not kept past january due to lack of commitment, a change of heart or some other excuse.
guy #1: so many people have broken their new year’s resolution by the end of january they might as well call it a ‘januresolution’.
guy #2: maybe people would do better at resolutions if they made new ones every month. that way, at least if they got broken, a new one would come along soon enough.
guy #1: yeah, but no one would bother with that.

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