jao


the highest form of nerd to ever appear on runescape, pol, guild wars, or on any other mmorpg. do not interact with him because he will cause you to believe that he is a ninja with lich powers. he bites, btw.
runescape guy 1:omg the f-cking b-st-rd jao caught me in the wildy with mega low life z0mfg i hate his white -ss
runescape guy 2:lol, you got killed by jao. how sad
pr-noun:

a reference to a friend or acquantaince.
as bruce walked up to russell he said, “what’s up jao.”
“j-zz all over” used in much the same way as “lol” or other acronyms, jao means that something is awesome, and you appreciate it’s awesomeness by proverbially j-zzing on it.
“dude, i totally beat a woman up today!”
“jao!”
also jay-ho, a name for someone who treats you like dirt or betrays you.
i thought he was my friend but he’s a real jao.

that -ss disrespected me, what a jay-ho!

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