Japanapple
j-panese apple. grown from apple trees farmed in j-pan. smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. slightly more expensive than traditional western apples.
person a: “that apple taste delicious – it’s fruity and juicy and miniature in size”
person b: “hey i’ve seen those apples before – they’re grown in j-pan aren’t they?”
person a: “yeah these apples are from j-pan. they’re expensive…they’re j-panapples”
person b: “oh i love j-panapples, can i have one?”
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