Japanawannahipster
stands for: j-panese wannabe hipster (j.w.h.)
a specific breed of hipster who subconsciously follow j-panese fashion, sub-culture and/or pop-culture. they are often led into the trend without knowing it at first.
this mostly includes non-asian/ semi-asian people.
unlike wapanese, j-panawannahipsters are not entirely indulged in j-panese culture or fandom. they may appreciate the culture, but would much rather seek out subtle trends. in fact, they may try to avoid wapanese or fanboy/girl -ssociation at all costs. they may deny interest in manga, anime or extreme j-panese fashion.
(more will be added along with specifics… but it exceeds the character count)
j-panawannahipster: most of my clothes are from uniqlo or muji and i look exceptionally busy on public transportation or at parks as i flip through a novel or press the screen on my iphone incisively
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