Japander


j-pander: n.,& v.t.
1. a western star who uses his or her fame to make large sums of money in a short time by advertising products in j-pan that they would probably never use. (see synecure or prost-tute).
2. to make an -ss of oneself in j-panese media.
brad pitt is a j-pander for edwin jeans.

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