Japanese Red Light


upon seeing a green light, the p-ssengers of the car all dive from the moving vehicle – thus a j-panese redlight
“one, two, three -j-panese red light”

“f-ck, i didn’t jump out in time”
the act of getting out of your car at a red light at busy intersection and running clockwise around your car and when the light turns green stab your self with a samurai sword
yesterday jim pulled a j-panese redlight and commited suiside

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