Japanese Subway


a j-panese subway refers to anybody who get’s extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to -j-c-l-t–n without pulling down your shorts or trousers. purely by rubbing against you.
this scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a j-panese subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
to others, a j-panese subway could make or break your day.
“hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? are you trying to give me a j-panese subway?”

“listen here sir, j-panese subway’s to come cheap. now pay up!”

if one more person, j-panese subway’s all over me, i’m gonna go f’ing crazy!
when you connect pvc pipe to a females p-ssy and throw micro-machines down the pipe creating a subway.

hot wheels are the best for this type of usage. there wheels are built to penetrate a womens p-ssy lips!
j-panese subway is the only way to travel!

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